Eight years ago, Betty and I made the mistake of complaining to one of Medfield's town’s selectman about the sad state of the volunteer-managed community garden. We noted that the garden seemed to exist for the pleasure of a few well-placed friends of ‘the Committee’, who lavished multiple plots on themselves while neglecting basic services such as water and mowing. Plot-holders abandoned their gardens in mid-season and those gardens grew up in weeds. Couldn’t something be done, we asked?
Something was done. A few weeks later, we found ourselves in charge of the operation. Just the two of us. The Committee had resigned en masse.
|At first, the|
were a minor
There are no ‘rules’ for the garden, only guidelines; and they fit neatly on one page. But even guidelines require some level of enforcement. Enforcement requires an Ogre. That’s me. Every week, I walk the garden looking for problems. What follows is a true story. Only the name of the individual has been changed.
It is the time of year when the gardening season is winding down. The gardens, though, are lush with crops. In some of the gardens, pumpkin and winter squash vines climb and/or go under fences. Zinnias and cleomes press against groaning fences as do tomatoes heavy with fruit. Gardens that were spotless a few weeks ago now show noticeable weeds. The result is the three-foot-wide walkways around certain plots become impassable.
|But then the|
vines spilled over
My first email is light and breezy:
Subject: Garden maintenance
“Hey, Judy! Can you get down to the garden this weekend and take care of the squash vines out in the walkways?”
I send out twelve such emails, each personalized and tailored to the specific problems in that plot. Four gardeners quickly respond that they will get right on it.
On Monday morning I’m back at the garden. Six of the gardens have been brought back to a semblance of order. Excellent! But six have not been touched and the vines are longer and more treacherous. I go home and write:
Subject: Please take care of your garden
“Judy: The squash vines from your garden have spilled out into the walkway, making it difficult for people to get to their own gardens. We would all appreciate your taking time this evening to clear your path.”
|By the time of the|
third email the
squash was out of
Two days later, I am again at the garden. Two of the six gardens have been cleaned. The other four – including one that promised immediate response – have vines that now are completely across the aisle and climbing the neighbors’ fences. I go home and write:
Subject: You need to clean your garden right now!
“Judy: This is my third email about getting the vines out of the aisles around your garden. You owe your neighbors an apology and you need to get down to the garden today to clean up the mess.”
|This was the state of|
the squash vines when
I sent out the 'now
or else' memo
But two gardens remain holdouts. Not only are the vines still a problem, the weeds have started going to seed. And so I go home and write one final message:
Subject: You are going to lose your plot at the community garden
“Judy: Your garden has become a hazard for everyone else. If, by the end of today, you have not completely cleared the weeds and vines that are clogging the walkways around your garden, I will take them down myself. If I have to do that, you will lose your right to a plot next year.
The next day, I go to the garden, hoe and clippers in hand. But I don’t need my tools: both gardens have been ridded of vines in the aisles and weeds along the fence line.
I go home and open my email. I find this message:
Subject: My plot at the garden
“Dear Mr. Sanders:
Why do you have to be so mean about it? All you had to do was ask.
As a writer, I spend my days exploring the mystery of human nature. I invent characters who commit crimes. I dream up sleuths who can see through the fog of warped motives and personal turpitude to point a finger of justice at the guilty party. Then, just when I think I’ve finally got a handle on the inner workings of my fellow man, along comes a “Judy” and I have to go back to square one.