An opportunity to expiate my sins... |
Yesterday, I had the opportunity to atone for an eight-year-old
crime. I didn’t know until a year and a
half ago I had committed it but, by then, it was too late to do anything about
it. The worst part is that, even when I
knew what I was doing, I didn’t stop.
Nine years ago, Betty came home from a meeting of the
Medfield Garden Club and said, “You won’t believe what I heard this morning.” I asked her to tell me all about it. She told me about an elderly member of the
club who had had been repeatedly ignored by the teenaged clerks at a local drugstore,
and her walking out of the store without paying for $1.98 of photos. How had the woman gotten away with this act
of larceny? Her answer when I asked: “I’m
71 years old. I’m invisible.”
A light bulb went off in my head.
Betty was designing at the fair... |
Ten days later, I made an early morning, 50-mile drive with
Betty from Medfield to the Topsfield Fair, where she was entered in a floral
design competition. I was banished from
the building where she was creating her arrangement. I went outside and noted the proximity of the
fair’s ‘Flowers’ building with its main entrance and administration
building. As I mentally noted the
cluster, I watched as an armored truck pulled in, parked in front of the
administration building, two men walked into the building and returned a minute
later with bags of, presumably, money. Thirty
seconds later, they were gone.
Which is when I realized I had the plot of a book: what
would happen if four ‘women of a certain age’ used their invisibility to rob the
daily gate of a New England fair? At the
Topsfield Fair a few days later, I confirmed a hunch: that in an era of debit and credit cards, green
is still king at fairs. There’s a lot of
cash sloshing around.
Six months later I had the draft of ‘The Garden Club Gang’. I also had a problem: for reasons that become
obvious in the book, I couldn’t make the Topsfield Fair the setting of the heist. I needed to invent one. I looked at a map of Massachusetts. Marshfield also has a fair, and the idea of
the ‘(Blank)field Fair’ seemed appropriate.
I ruled out ‘Riverfield’ and ‘Meadowfield’. I couldn’t find a ‘Brookfield’ on the map and
had never heard of such a town. And so,
the heist took place at the Brookfield Fair.
‘The Garden Club Gang’ was an instant hit. Everyone loved the four ladies and women
quickly identified with the characters. When
I began speaking to garden clubs four years ago, I incorporated a segment about
the book’s origins as part of my talk.
Instead of tailing off, sales of the book soared.
There really is a town of Brookfield! |
Fast-forward to September 2016. Betty and I were returning from a trip to the
Berkshires on the Mass Pike. Just as we
got to the Palmer exit, traffic came to a complete stop. We made what seemed like a wise decision and
got off onto local roads, only to come a cropper with an even worst morass of
traffic leaving the Brimfield Antiques Fair (which sprawls along several miles
of Route 20, paralleling the Pike). We
started taking any side road that seemed to point us even vaguely east. Forty-five minutes later, we found ourselves entering
the town of…. Brookfield.
The real and imaginary towns are 48 miles apart |
It was a beautiful little town of 3500 people. Just like the one I describe in the
book. Except that it was in the wrong place. ‘My’ Brookfield is located 48 miles east, along
I-495, roughly where the real town of Stow lies.
I had a dilemma. In
seven years, no one had ever mentioned that there was a town called Brookfield
in southern Worcester County. I had
spoken to groups in nearby towns with nary a peep. Worse, a second Garden Club Gang book, ‘Deadly
Deeds’, repeated the error from the first book; a character who lives in ‘my’
Brookfield makes appearances in other books; and I made Brookfield the home of
the infamous Joey McCoy of ‘How to Murder Your Contractor’ – who complains
about the traffic on 495.
I had quite a crowd... |
Then, three months ago, I was invited by the ‘real’
Brookfield Garden Club to come present ‘Gardening in Murder’. The presentation was yesterday. The Fellowship Hall of the Brookfield Congregational
Church was packed. Before the projector
came on, I confessed everything... all the duplicity, including that I have
just completed yet another Garden Club
Gang installment that soft-peddles the canard that Brookfield is located where
it isn’t.
My audience took it with good grace and, for that, I am
thankful. If you are ever in central
Massachusetts, I encourage you to make a stop in Brookfield. It is, indeed, a lovely New England village
with a storied history and friendly people.
Just don’t ask them about their fair…
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