Well, I came up with something:
Please don’t swipe right….
I know, I know. No clearly identifiable profile picture and no name. It’s a dead giveaway I’m hiding something, and us plants are always supposed to be ‘out there’ and available. So, give me a few moments to explain. Please!
I’ll start with my name – and you have to promise not to swipe right when you read this. My first name is Downy. Yes, I know what you’re thinking. What plant gets named after a fabric softener? It gets worse: I have a last name, but we’ll have to know one another a lot better before I tell you because it’s mortifying. And I’ve lived with it my entire life.
There’s no profile picture because I’m not sufficiently photogenic yet. I’m an August bloomer in a world where everyone wants May, June and July. But, I’m worth the wait. May bloomers get all the attention. Peonies get all the Prom invitations because of how swell they look… in May. But I know the truth. I’ve seen them changing after gym class. It’s all wadded-up Kleenex and cotton. Caveat emptor!
And, I also know all too well that I look rangy right now with stems headed in every direction. Not like Monarda. Monarda knows how to strut its stuff: one plant, one stem two feet high. And available in every color of the rainbow. Monarda know they’re going to sell out long before anything gets marked down, and they’re snobs about it. I get tired of listening to their bragging.
I grow back from my roots or from seed, and I’ve got stems galore. I can get three feet wide without breaking my stride. And, yes, I know I only come in blue. But it’s a beautiful, iridescent blue and it lasts forever. Plus, I have flowers on every branch. What’s not to love?
Did I mention I spread? Oh, my gosh do I spread. Don’t cut my flowers. Let them stay on into fall. And, if you must cut me down, leave my stems in place. I don’t want to sound promiscuous, but I can fill the border of a garden in two years.
You probably want a reference. OK, Neal has me in what he calls his Sun Garden. And, yes, the core of the Sun Garden is that haughty Monarda, ox-eye-daisies, Rudbeckia, and Betony, plus lots of Asceplias. But their glory was June and July. Now, they’re getting a little ragged.
So, guess who gets to steal the show for the next sixty days? Yes, homely little me; except I’m not going to be homely much longer. I’m already showing a little blue ("give them a little peek", my Aunt Virginia always advised me) on some stems. In another week, you can be walking up the driveway or be on the sidewalk, and I’ll stop you in your tracks. I guarantee it.
Oh, you want to know about pollinators? I hope you like bumblebees and native bees. My flower includes a protective hood, under which is loads of nectar and pollen. I, ahem, leave them satisfied. I also have gentlemen callers in the form of butterflies and skippers. Yes, I know they only love me for my nectar, but who's complaining? It's my lot in life!
OK, you deserve my full name. It’s Scutellaria incana, or more commonly, hoary (don’t you dare go there… I have itchy friends) skullcap or downy skullcap, which is bad enough. Why skullcap? What did I do wrong? Whom did I annoy? I rather like the Latin binomial, though. ‘Incana’. I think Linneaus meant to write, ‘enchanting’ and was forced to abbreviate. Because I think of myself as enchanting.
And, you will, too. So, swipe left. Let’s get together. Put me in your garden. I promise you won't regret it!

















































