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What I saw from the driveway |
Two days ago, I walked out in the early morning light to
collect the newspapers at the end of our driveway. (Yes, there are still
dinosaurs who subscribe to the print edition of newspapers.) As I turned to
walk back to the house, I paused to admire the way the trees in our front garden
had turned wonderful shades of yellow, gold, orange and red.
I though to myself, “I ought to take a picture of this.” And so,
I went back into our home, found my camera (yes, there are still dinosaurs who
take photos with ‘cameras’ instead of their phones), and took shots from
several angles.
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The resulting post |
There was one photo that looked especially attractive. I
thought to myself, “I ought to share this with the world on Facebook,” (Yes, I
know only dinosaurs still use Facebook.) The perfect audience would be a group
catering to people who either have created, are in the process of creating, or
yearn to create what is called a ‘Home-grown National Park’ – a phrase coined
by naturalist and rock star Doug Tallamy.
The photo, I thought, ought to bear the names of the trees and
shrubs in it. And so, I painstakingly used Microsoft Paint (yes, dinosaurs,
etc.) to place little circles of white with numbers in them at unambiguous
points. The post was a marvel of economy while providing the photo’s location
and all necessary botanical information, right down to the common name and Linnaean
binomials.
By early afternoon, my photo and caption was posted. I was pleased
with my contribution, I went off to do other things. When I returned home, I
checked Facebook. To my pleasant surprise, my post had drawn almost a hundred ‘likes’
and a dozen comments. This was wonderful. The endorphins flowed through me.
Within an hour, though, there was a naysayer. I was using ‘cultivars’
– cross-bred versions of native species that offered a new variant with, say,
stronger color or a different shaped leaf. The author of this comment said my poor
choices meant native pollinators likely wouldn’t recognize the plant. I had
exchanged the needs of native birds, bees and butterflies for the human-centered
greed for something prettier.
Almost as inexcusable, I had planted native species out of
their range. Yes, the oak leaf hydrangea is a native. But its native range ends
in Tennessee. It has no business being grown up here in cold, frozen
Massachusetts. I was apparently inviting unwitting middle-south-dwelling
pollinators to come north where they would perish with the first hard frost…
and it would all be my fault!
I made the mistake of responding. I explained our property had
been an ecological disaster zone; full of swallowwort and burning bush. In
return, I was taunted again. “So, you like those cultivars, huh?” I replied
with an extensive list of native species that weren’t in the photo.
I had an idea. I had a great video of Monarchs swarming over my
Vernonia (ironweed). Moreover, these Monarchs were feasting on a
cultivar!
Mine was Vernonia ‘Iron Butterfly’!
Take
that! I posted it.
And got even more scorn. I was serving up Starbucks coffee to
migrating butterflies that needed a pre-marathon pasta bar with all the
trimmings. By wasting time and energy for my non-nutritious cultivar, those
Monarch would never reach Mexico.
I was stung. But a few readers came to my defense. “Don’t be
such a snob”, wrote someone. “The whole idea of HNP (Home-grown National Parks)
is to be a snob,” was the reply. Clearly, I had waded into a swamp. I had done
so with all good intentions, but I was in over my head. I selectively replied to a few questions, but
steered clear of the snipers laying in wait for me.
The two threads have quieted down. Somewhere in the HNP discussion
group, some naïve fool has posted a pretty photo of a plant and is now being
pummeled for his or sin of having put the wrong thing into the ground.